Chapitre 6: Chacun sa route...

45// Bande de crétines.

LA CHRONIQUE DE PANTO

Théorème du skyblog.

Bon, maintenant que vous savez différencier un cercle d’un rond, passons au théorème du skyblog. Avant toute chose, aussi affines et peu chrétiennes fussent-elles, mettons bien en place les préliminaires, et ce afin de ne pas sombrer dans la décadence salace dont notre siècle se trouve être rempli a en régurgiter ses bonnes manières dans un flot écœurant d’hormones pré pubiennes : vous baisez ?

Voilà qui est fait.

Je vous demanderais maintenant la plus grande attentions, ce qui, je l’espère, ne devrait pas trop vous poser de problème mes gros poussinous. Alors ouvrez grand vos yeux et donnez moi au moins l’impression d’un semblant mitigée d’illusion d’une étincelle d’intérêt au fond de votre regard aussi expressif que celui d’une truite… Stop, ça m’excite.

Sautons le coq et passons aux choses sérieuses. Un skyblog c’est quoi ? Et pourquoi ? Un skyblog est, par définition et littéralement traduit, un blog ciel, ou un ciel blog. Ce qui, vous en conviendrez (les autres aussi), n’as strictement aucun sens. Ca défini en outre ce qu’est un skyblog. Pour les moisis du bulbe, une petite image histoire de leur faire comprendre : le skyblog est au net ce que la mouche est dans la narine droite.

Et pourquoi ? (bis)

Pourquoi quoi d’abord ?

Pourquoi une part de la population française se distingue par sa fonte dans une masse analphabète illettrée ne sachant pas aligner deux mots sans faire trois fautes ?

Pourquoi ces pauvres petits poulets sont dans l’incapacité de s’exprimer en français correct ? Pourquoi y a-t-il de l’orage alors qu’on est en août ?

Pourquoi, pourquoi, pourquoi…

Vous remarquerez que ça nous fait trois «  pourquoi  », donc trois fois. Or avec trois foies, on a de quoi faire du pâté. Quel rapport avec la question me direz-vous. Aucun, alors ne m’interrompez plus avec une histoire de pâté de foie et revenons au sujet, veux-je bien ? Desproges, un jour, ou une nuit, avait dit : «  C’est le malaise des jeunes  » sur un ton ironique. Et je m’accorde à penser que oui, c’est le malaise des jeunes qui pousse ces derniers a placarder leur vie sur internet avec un mauvais goût flagrant de narcissisme. Comprenez, ils sont tristes et malheureux dedans leur tête et leur corps ces p’tits loulous.

Alors pour lutter contre ça, l’application du théorème du skyblog est inévitable :

Soit K un point –d’acné ou noir- sur le visage I d’un jeune K’. La vue O dudit point donne inéluctablement lieu à une dégénérescence du moral O’. Ainsi intervient le skyblog L, car pour tout moral au plus bas, ledit skyblog permet une remontée du moral O’ en lardant le monde de ses problèmes à deux ronds (et pas cercle, merci). Ainsi est créé le skyblog L. Et réciproquement, pour tout alignement de KIK’OO’LO’L on obtient invariablement une mouche dans la narine droite.

CQFD.

Remarque et complément de Sliver :

De même, le point P qui signifie pédance, car tout skyblog en est pourvu, le point T pour parler de leur sexe ou leur nombre de conquête, puis D pour l’échelle de Riches Terres et R forment le monosyllabique mais non moins extraordinairement con PTDR.

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Ragondin a dit :

Mouhahaha

Autant le strip que la critique de Pantoled, j'adore \o\

sliver: ouais, l'humour débile, c'est vraiment ce que t'aime =D

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XD “moi j'avais deviné à l'odeur” Merci encore pour publier ma chronique Sliver =D

Sliver: c'est a moi de te remercier. ca enrichit grandement mon site.

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